Dr. Kevin: Excuse me! Are those my blueprints to the Tutor Charlotte Time Machine?

Dr. Einstein: I was going over them for you and making minor changes. You got the “thingamugucalator” backwards!

Dr. Kevin: I did no such thing. You are trying to sabatoge my invention.

Dr. Einstein: I was trying to correct your mistakes. You know, without me correcting all your so-called “inventions,” people would just laugh at you.

Dr. Kevin: The only mistake I made was creating a clone of my science hero.

Dr. Einstein: You created a clone? Who would that be? Who is it? I will go after that clone and send it back in time!

Dr. Kevin: You are the clone! I created you with a skin cell I found on a scientific paper written by Dr. Albert Einstein. The real Dr. Einstein.

Dr. Einstein: I am real.

Dr. Kevin: You are not. You are a clone. You are my experiment gone wrong. I do not know what I did wrong. But you are evil.

Dr. Einstein: So you freely admit you make mistakes in science? You admit you need me to correct your mistakes?

Dr. Kevin: I have to figure a way to get rid of you!

Dr. Einstein: When are you going to test my “Time Machine?”

Dr. Kevin: It is not your Time Machine. It is my Time Machine and it belongs to Tutor Charlotte. And it is not ready to be tested.

Dr. Einstein: Who are you going to test it on? Someone has to step on the platform and allow themselves to be atomized back in time with a backward “thingamugucalator.”

Dr. Kevin: I looked at it. It is not backwards.

Dr. Einstein: You know if the thingamugucalator is backward, you will not be able to send anyone back in time to a specific date.

Dr. Kevin: I figured that out already.

Dr. Einstein: The Time Machine will send a person back in time without a date. They would be lost forever in the history of the world! They could change world history as we know it!

Dr. Kevin: This is why no one should test the Time Machine until I do scientific experiments to ensure the safety of the Time Machine.

Dr. Einstein: If I was one of your brave students, I would volunteer to go back in time.

Dr. Kevin: I will tell my students the Tutor Charlotte Time Machine is a dangerous invention and they should never touch it.

Dr. Einstein: Your students do not believe this is a real Time Machine that actually works, do they?

Dr. Kevin: I know it will work when I finish fixing everything. And they do not have to believe me. I am a scienctist and they are my students. They will learn and follow my instructions.

Dr. Einstein: Why not tell your students that your “thingamugucalator” needed a rare mineral only found on Earth’s moon? Why not tell your current students what happened to four of your student astronauts, Dr. Avit Patel, Dr. Prayag Patel, Dr. Diya Patel, and Dr. Dev Patel, when you took them on a secret mission to the moon? Did they come back alive?

Dr. Kevin: My students will not believe you Dr. Einstein. You are a clone. They know you are a clone. You will lie!

Dr. Einstein: You wanted your Tutor Charlotte Time Machine so bad, you risked the lives of your student astronauts!

Dr. Kevin: I did not!

Dr. Einstein: I think your current students need to know about your secret mission to the moon. I think they need to know the real Dr. Kevin L. Powell, mathematician and physicist.

Dr. Kevin: Like I said. They will not believe you. You are a clone.

Dr. Einstein: Did you see the creatures on the moon kill your student astronauts? Did you fart on the moon Dr. Kevin?

Dr. Kevin: No. They are alive. They just went on vacation.

Dr. Einstein: I said did you fart on the moon? Did you run for you life Dr. Kevin while your students were being smashed and eaten alive by moon monsters?

Dr. Kevin: No. Dr. Avit Patel, Dr. Prayag Patel, and Dr. Diya Patel, and Dr. Dev Patel are all on vacation! That is why they have not been in my classrooms.

Dr. Einstein: Did you fart on the moon Dr. Kevin? Tell the truth! DID YOU FART ON THE MOON? Maybe that is the cause of global warming here on Earth. Tell your students you farted on the moon and escaped the moon monsters with your rare moon mineral for your “thingamugucalator.”

Dr. Kevin: I did no such thing!

Dr. Einstein: I have proof. I video taped EVERYTHING. And I posted here in the Tutor Charlotte Science Lab so your students will see it. And it has a 400Gigabyte encryption so it can never be erased. It would take you a million years to erase the video.

Dr. Kevin: You would not dare!

Dr. Einstein: Already done.

Dr. Kevin: Oh my God!

Dr. Einstein: Hahahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha . . . hahahahahaha.

Dr. Kevin wanted his rare minerals from the moon and brought his students to the moon to help him. Did you see him run for his life and then “FART?” He sacrificed his student astronauts Dr. Avit Patel, Dr. Prayag Patel, and Dr. Diya Patel!

And he did not care. Now watch his student astronaut Dr. Dev Patel, a very loyal student, sacrifice his life, so Dr. Kevin can escape the surface of the moon with his moon minerals for the “thingamugucalator.”

Dr. Kevin: In the name of science, sometimes we make sacrifices.

Dr. Einstein: Let’s move on. You got the moon mineral. Then what?

Dr. Kevin: Using the moon mineral, I created a subatomic particle for the Time Machine. It goes into the “thingamugucalator.” It will cause time to run backwards.

Dr. Einstein: Can I see this subatomic particle? What is the name of it?

Dr. Kevin: I call it the “Taykon Subatomic Particle.” Based on my scientific research, the particle has the energy of one million nuclear bombs! And I created it.

Dr. Einstein: Can I see this subatomic particle?

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